{"product_id":"a-schizophrenic-stoner-is-taking-listen-and-learn-hat-custom-embroidered","title":"A Schizophrenic Stoner is taking listen and learn Hat Custom Embroidered","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eSchizophrenic Stoner Wisdom Hat – Shut Up \u0026amp; Get Schooled\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eStep aside, TED Talks. This hat is the mic-drop moment your closet’s been missing. Introducing the “Schizophrenic Stoner Is Talking” hat – a bold embroidered PSA for when you’re high, enlightened, and two dimensions deep in a conspiracy involving ducks, aliens, and your neighbor’s Wi-Fi.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhether you’re dropping galaxy-brain theories or just vibing with the voices, this crispy white cap demands silence from the crowd and respect for the professor. Complete with two red “no talking” icons so even the illiterate get the message: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eShhh… a legend is speaking.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eHotboxing your truth\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCampfire rants that start with “bro…”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eCollecting secondhand stares at gas stations\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eMaterials:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e100% Cotton (and 0% judgment)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eEmbroidered text that screams louder than you ever need to\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eCare Instructions:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eHand wash cold. Air dry. Never wash off the wisdom.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e Listening may cause third-eye activation, spontaneous giggling, and a sudden urge to explain the simulation theory to your cat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Old School Hats","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49767047332080,"sku":"sku-46687067373790","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0434\/7985\/9361\/files\/IMG-0965.jpg?v=1779829647","url":"https:\/\/www.bigfrenchies.com\/products\/a-schizophrenic-stoner-is-taking-listen-and-learn-hat-custom-embroidered","provider":"BIG FRENCHIES","version":"1.0","type":"link"}