{"product_id":"i-identify-as-a-rothschild-where-s-my-money-hat-custom-embroidered","title":"I Identify As A Rothschild Where’s My Money Hat Custom Embroidered","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eTired of waiting for your trust fund check that never comes? Same. That’s why we stitched it loud and proud right on the front of this hat.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eThis statement piece is perfect for:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFamily reunions (awkward silence guaranteed)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eYour next trip to the bank (tell the teller you’re \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003efamily\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFlexing at BBQs when your Venmo balance says otherwise\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eDetails:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🧢 Classic structured fit rich look, broke reality\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🧵 Bold embroidered text so the IRS doesn’t miss it\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e🎩 Cream crown + black bill for maximum “old money” vibes\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e💵 Guaranteed to make you look \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003elike\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003e a billionaire (not spend like one)\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003ePut it on, manifest generational wealth, and maybe—just maybe—the universe will finally direct deposit your fortune.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Old School Hats","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49767041401072,"sku":"sku-47521229406430","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0434\/7985\/9361\/files\/A676C0EC-DD43-4CC2-AB12-B6B07CEF7DAE.jpg?v=1779829600","url":"https:\/\/www.bigfrenchies.com\/products\/i-identify-as-a-rothschild-where-s-my-money-hat-custom-embroidered","provider":"BIG FRENCHIES","version":"1.0","type":"link"}