{"product_id":"north-korean-defector-hat-custom-embroidered","title":"North Korean Defector Hat Custom Embroidered","description":"\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eNorth Korean Defector Hat – Red Hat. Blue Text. Maximum Confusion.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eProduct Description:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eBreak free from fashion tyranny and declare your independence with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s3\"\u003eNorth Korean Defector\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e cap—a bold red hat that screams rebellion, freedom, and “don’t ask me about my past, bro.” With bright blue block letters stitched tighter than a Pyongyang parade formation, this hat is a conversation starter, record scratcher, and social icebreaker all in one.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003eWhether you’re escaping cult-like vibes at family reunions or just dodging HOA meetings like a freedom fighter, this lid says it all: \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eI’m not with them anymore.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eWhy you’ll love it:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eRed for danger. Blue for boldness. Confusion for everyone.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eRope bill detail for added defiance\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eGuaranteed to make your uncle squint at BBQs\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eIdeal For:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e4th of July parties\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eFirst dates you want to end quickly\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p3\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e•\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eAny place where freedom fries are still a thing\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p4\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s1\"\u003eDisclaimer:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"s2\"\u003e This hat has not been cleared by the CIA. But it probably should be.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Old School Hats","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49767048544496,"sku":"sku-46687181209822","price":35.95,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0434\/7985\/9361\/files\/IMG-0968.jpg?v=1779829655","url":"https:\/\/www.bigfrenchies.com\/products\/north-korean-defector-hat-custom-embroidered","provider":"BIG FRENCHIES","version":"1.0","type":"link"}