The Boobs are Real... Ceramic Coffee Mug
- Regular Price
- $18.50
- Sale Price
- $18.50
- Regular Price
- Unit Price
- per
Kick off your morning with caffeine and uncompromising honesty. This glossy white ceramic mug delivers a perfectly snarky reminder that yes, some things are real… and some things are absolutely not. It’s playful, bold, and the kind of humor that instantly improves your mood — or at least makes your coworkers wonder what you’ll say next.
Made for everyday use, this mug blends clean modern design with sharp, sarcastic personality. It’s a ready-to-ship gift for anyone who runs on humor, caffeine, and a well-practiced fake smile.
Details:
• 13oz ceramic
• Crisp black typography on a matte white finish
• Dishwasher and microwave safe
• Comfortable handle, smooth modern shape
• Professionally screen-printed, long-lasting design
• Securely boxed and ships fast
Why You’ll Love It:
This mug packs attitude without trying too hard. It’s funny, relatable, and the perfect daily companion for anyone juggling life, work, kids, chaos (or all of the above). Simple, stylish, and gift-ready.
Perfect For:
• Morning routines with a side of sarcasm
• Office desk humor
• Girls weekend gifts and best friend surprises
• Birthdays, holidays, or just-because treats
• Anyone fluent in snark and honesty
Why Customers Love It:
It delivers great quality, a comfortable hold, and a sarcastic quote that never gets old. Whether you’re drinking coffee, tea, or emotional support beverages, this mug brings personality to every sip... and always gets a laugh.
How long will it take to ship my order?
Your order will be shipped within 1-7 business days.
How much does it cost?
We offer free trackable shipping on select items.
Shipping rates for partner brand items and international orders may vary and will be calculated at checkout.
Where is my order shipped from?
Big Frenchies apparel is shipped in plastic-free packaging directly from our Virginia facility. Items from our partner brands may have different packaging and can be shipped from any of their fulfillment locations worldwide.
How long does shipping take?
Free shipping on select items: 3-8 business days (faster shipping options are available)
CA, AUS, UK, and Europe: 5-21 business days
Rest of world: 5-25 business days
As a small family-owned business, we thrive on your feedback, so it's vitally important for us to make sure you're happy with your purchase.
Our return policy is simple: You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange for most products shipped within the United States. Learn more about our full return policy.
Please note:
- Returns are only available for US orders. International orders are final sale.
- For health and safety reasons, personal care items (like baby creams, shampoos, balms, sunscreens, and lotions) and food products cannot be returned once opened.
You can reach out to our customer support team by submitting your request via the "Contact Us" form or by emailing us at support@bigfrenchies.com. A member of our support staff will respond to you as soon as possible.
We'd love to hear from you!
The best way to reach us is via email: support@bigfrenchies.com.
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