I'm Too Old For This Shit
- Regular Price
- $15.00
- Sale Price
- $15.00
- Regular Price
- Unit Price
- per
Some socks keep it polite. These unisex crew socks do not. With their bold message front and center, they bring a very specific kind of honesty to the day, the kind that usually arrives after one too many meetings, errands, or opinions no one asked for. The ribbed crew height gives them that classic athletic shape, while the statement print makes sure they are doing the talking even when you would rather not.
These socks are made for anyone with a dry sense of humor and a low tolerance for nonsense. The contrast trim and clean striped details give them a sharp, vintage-sport look, so the attitude does not feel random. They work well with sneakers, loafers, or boots, and they are the sort of pair that can turn a simple outfit into a small declaration. Comfortable enough for everyday wear, but memorable enough to earn a second glance.
If you need a gift for a friend, sibling, coworker, or anyone who has reached their limit with grace, these socks make the point quickly and with style.
How long will it take to ship my order?
Your order will be shipped within 3-8 business days.
How much does it cost?
We offer free trackable shipping on select items.
Shipping rates for partner brand items and international orders may vary and will be calculated at checkout.
Where is my order shipped from?
Big Frenchies apparel is shipped in plastic-free packaging directly from our Virginia facility. Items from our partner brands may have different packaging and can be shipped from any of their fulfillment locations worldwide.
How long does shipping take?
USA: 3-8 business days
CA, AUS, UK, and Europe: 5-21 business days
Rest of world: 5-25 business days
As a small family-owned business, we thrive on your feedback, so it's vitally important for us to make sure you're happy with your purchase.
Our return policy is simple: You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange for most products shipped within the United States.
Customers are responsible for return shipping costs unless the return is due to a defective product. Learn more about our full return policy.
Please note:
- Returns are only available for US orders. International orders are final sale.
- For health and safety reasons, personal care items (like baby creams, shampoos, balms, sunscreens, and lotions) and food products cannot be returned once opened.
- Custom and handmade items are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged, as they are crafted specifically to order.
- A restocking fee may apply to certain eligible returns. If applicable, this will be communicated upon return authorization.
You can reach out to our customer support team by submitting your request via the "Contact Us" form or by emailing us at support@bigfrenchies.com. A member of our support staff will respond to you as soon as possible.
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