Crappy Birthday
- Regular Price
- $10.00
- Sale Price
- $10.00
- Regular Price
- Unit Price
- per
Birthday candles can be polite, sweet, and tasteful. Or they can wear a tiny scowl and tell the truth for you. These women’s crew socks lean fully into the joke, with a sarcastic message, a grumpy little cupcake, and confetti scattered across the pair like the party got away from everyone. They’re the kind of socks that make people look twice, laugh, and then ask where you found them.
The crew length gives them plenty of room to show off the design, whether they’re worn with sneakers, boots, or just around the house while someone else handles the cake. The bright trim and bold print keep the whole thing playful without losing the edge that makes the joke land. They’re made for birthdays, yes, but also for anyone who appreciates a little honesty with their frosting.
If you need a gift for the friend who complains about getting older but still wants dessert, these socks do the job neatly. They’re funny without being try-hard, memorable without being precious, and far more useful than another candle.
How long will it take to ship my order?
Your order will be shipped within 3-8 business days.
How much does it cost?
We offer free trackable shipping on select items.
Shipping rates for partner brand items and international orders may vary and will be calculated at checkout.
Where is my order shipped from?
Big Frenchies apparel is shipped in plastic-free packaging directly from our Virginia facility. Items from our partner brands may have different packaging and can be shipped from any of their fulfillment locations worldwide.
How long does shipping take?
USA: 3-8 business days
CA, AUS, UK, and Europe: 5-21 business days
Rest of world: 5-25 business days
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Our return policy is simple: You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange for most products shipped within the United States.
Customers are responsible for return shipping costs unless the return is due to a defective product. Learn more about our full return policy.
Please note:
- Returns are only available for US orders. International orders are final sale.
- For health and safety reasons, personal care items (like baby creams, shampoos, balms, sunscreens, and lotions) and food products cannot be returned once opened.
- Custom and handmade items are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged, as they are crafted specifically to order.
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