Not The Worst Mom

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Baby Onesie Size Chart

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Women's T-shirt Size Chart

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Men's T-shirt Size Chart 

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Infant Long Sleeve Onesie Size Chart

Size Chart - Infant Organic Long Sleeve Onesie

Infant Rib T-shirt Size Chart

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Youth Short Sleeve Crew T-shirt Size Chart

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Unisex Sweatshirt Size Chart

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Infant Rib Pants Size Chart

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A little floral, a little blunt, and very clear about where the bar sits, these women’s crew socks make a cheerful statement with a side of self-awareness. The pink blossoms soften the joke just enough to keep things playful, while the message does all the talking for anyone who has ever packed lunches, survived school runs, and still managed to laugh at the end of the day.

These crew socks bring an easy pop of personality to jeans, leggings, loungewear, or the kind of casual outfit that needs one memorable detail. The floral pattern keeps them looking bright and polished, while the text gives them that tongue-in-cheek edge that makes people look twice. They work well for moms with a sense of humor, and for anyone shopping for a woman who appreciates a compliment with a wink.

They also make a gift that feels personal without being too serious. Whether it is for Mother’s Day, a birthday, or just because someone deserves a small trophy for daily life, these socks land right in that sweet spot between cute, funny, and useful.

How long will it take to ship my order?

Your order will be shipped within 3-8 business days.

How much does it cost?

We offer free trackable shipping on select items.

Shipping rates for partner brand items and international orders may vary and will be calculated at checkout.

Where is my order shipped from?

Big Frenchies apparel is shipped in plastic-free packaging directly from our Virginia facility. Items from our partner brands may have different packaging and can be shipped from any of their fulfillment locations worldwide.

How long does shipping take?

USA: 3-8 business days
CA, AUS, UK, and Europe: 5-21 business days
Rest of world: 5-25 business days

As a small family-owned business, we thrive on your feedback, so it's vitally important for us to make sure you're happy with your purchase.

Our return policy is simple: You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange for most products shipped within the United States.
Customers are responsible for return shipping costs unless the return is due to a defective product. Learn more about our full return policy.

Please note:

  • Returns are only available for US orders. International orders are final sale.
  • For health and safety reasons, personal care items (like baby creams, shampoos, balms, sunscreens, and lotions) and food products cannot be returned once opened.
  • Custom and handmade items are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged, as they are crafted specifically to order.
  • A restocking fee may apply to certain eligible returns. If applicable, this will be communicated upon return authorization.

You can reach out to our customer support team by submitting your request via the "Contact Us" form or by emailing us at support@bigfrenchies.com. A member of our support staff will respond to you as soon as possible.

We'd love to hear from you!
The best way to reach us is via email: support@bigfrenchies.com.

Have questions about sustainability, shipping, return, exchange or something similar?

Check our FAQ page.

What Makes Big Frenchies Branded Apparels Special?

Making a Difference

By choosing organic cotton clothing, you are using 50% less water, 50% less energy, and 46% less CO2. By choosing Big Frenchies, you are also planting a tree with every order.

Ethically Made in USA

We strongly oppose child-labor, and that's why all of our products are proudly made in USA by a small, family-owned business.

Designed in France

Our unique designs are created in Paris, so you will feel the French love every time you wear our clothing.

GOTS-Certified Organic Cotton

From seed to shelf, Big Frenchies' entire supply chain is inspected by a third-party auditor to ensure that all suppliers are adhering to GOTS standards.

Non-Toxic

The cotton we use is grown by organic farmers in an environmentally-friendly way, free of toxic chemicals.

Amazingly Soft & Durable

With no chemicals to weaken the fibers, our organic cotton clothing is more durable and softer than conventional cotton clothing, which makes it a great choice for people with sensitive skin.

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