The Keys to the Joint

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Metal baby keys which are as fun as real keys but safe!

So, you thought that your baby reaching for your car keys was a part of life. Like the raisins in trail mix or how fast the weekend is over. Wrong! That's because with 'The Keys to the Joint' you'll get an adorable, high-quality toy with that beloved jingly sensation. They're laboratory-tested, non-toxic and stainless-steel, which makes them very baby-safe. Also, we've attached mini beads to prevent any pinching. Throw these into the dishwasher for that extra shimmer.

The days of your infant licking germs off your key ring like an ice cream cone and, not to mention, the endless search for your car keys when it's time to go, are over! Those plastic ones aren't convincing enough, these metal baby keys are a must!

For a discussion on the risks of giving real keys to babies, see our blog post "Are Keys Safe For Babies?". 

Dimensions: At their widest, these keys are 3x2 inches and weigh 3.5 ounces.

See our return policy here.

How long will it take to ship my order?

Your order will be shipped within 3-8 business days.

How much does it cost?

We offer free trackable shipping on select items.

Shipping rates for partner brand items and international orders may vary and will be calculated at checkout.

Where is my order shipped from?

Big Frenchies apparel is shipped in plastic-free packaging directly from our Virginia facility. Items from our partner brands may have different packaging and can be shipped from any of their fulfillment locations worldwide.

How long does shipping take?

USA: 3-8 business days
CA, AUS, UK, and Europe: 5-21 business days
Rest of world: 5-25 business days

As a small family-owned business, we thrive on your feedback, so it's vitally important for us to make sure you're happy with your purchase.

Our return policy is simple: You have 30 days from delivery to request a return or exchange for most products shipped within the United States.
Customers are responsible for return shipping costs unless the return is due to a defective product. Learn more about our full return policy.

Please note:

  • Returns are only available for US orders. International orders are final sale.
  • For health and safety reasons, personal care items (like baby creams, shampoos, balms, sunscreens, and lotions) and food products cannot be returned once opened.
  • Custom and handmade items are final sale and cannot be returned or exchanged, as they are crafted specifically to order.
  • A restocking fee may apply to certain eligible returns. If applicable, this will be communicated upon return authorization.

You can reach out to our customer support team by submitting your request via the "Contact Us" form or by emailing us at support@bigfrenchies.com. A member of our support staff will respond to you as soon as possible.

We'd love to hear from you!
The best way to reach us is via email: support@bigfrenchies.com.

Have questions about sustainability, shipping, return, exchange or something similar?

Check our FAQ page.

What Makes Our T-Shirts Special?

Making a Difference

By choosing organic cotton clothing, you are using 50% less water, 50% less energy, and 46% less CO2. By choosing Big Frenchies, you are also planting a tree with every order.

Ethically Made in USA

We strongly oppose child-labor, and that's why all of our products are proudly made in USA by a small, family-owned business.

Designed in France

Our unique designs are created in Paris, so you will feel the French love every time you wear our clothing.

GOTS-Certified Organic Cotton

From seed to shelf, Big Frenchies' entire supply chain is inspected by a third-party auditor to ensure that all suppliers are adhering to GOTS standards.

Non-Toxic

The cotton we use is grown by organic farmers in an environmentally-friendly way, free of toxic chemicals.

Amazingly Soft & Durable

With no chemicals to weaken the fibers, our organic cotton clothing is more durable and softer than conventional cotton clothing, which makes it a great choice for people with sensitive skin.

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